person transmitting sonic mind waves to a pizza

Don Knotts says thank you if you don't know who that is then F U

a green grape screams at a puple grape"Breeeeeeeeaaaaaathe"

finding nemo

A man breaks up with his ga cyclops boyfriend over the phone and they both end up crying..... you know like faggots.

apparantley i am a dumb ass

A green grape screams furiously at a purple grape "Breeeeeeeaaaaathe!" get it... huh, huh

batman becomes depressed and decides to be a slob and watch the tele-bat-vision

hamburger butt rape or should i say bun rape hahahahahahaha

man laughs so hard he farts

midget can't reach marker

spider protecting eggs