Doodle or Die

Man discovers masturbation.

A dying rose, it lost a single petal. Sombre. Toughtful. Poetic.

Queasy quadruped qousin of Qbert, on a quizzical quest to quickly quell a quantity of questions.

NO BLACK STICKMANS HERE, THIS IS PURELY WHITE CHAIN

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

The Unspeakable Coprophagus of Xblor VII

Red Sea.

Doodle or Die

Batman, you'll hurt Riddler's feelings!

Not-at-all-fallic rocket of the Galaxy Access Yrporation docks in the space station.

YOU COME ACROSS AN ENCHANTED PISS FOREST! I, THE WHIZZARD, HAVE MADE THE PISS FOREST YOU SEE BEFORE YOU! DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM????

That's a nice chain you've got there, pardner.

That blue animoo cat tasted blood for the first time. --And he likes it--.

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