Green Eggs and Ham except they're both polite and kind

Mustachioed gentlemen have a manly fight

what is this shit?

A taurus demon presents to you the pizza bite. Dare you bite it?

holy shit dat ass says a man

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nose demon

LOLOLOLO SO FAHNNY JOKE XD!

After crashing through too many walls, the Kool-Aid Man has finally been arrested.

a happy man being pointed at by the text "describe the doodle!"

limp-armed fish in pajamas

hulking green man under the sun

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