A man with both jaundice and a mustache eats a poop sandwich, happily.

A smiling emoji but he has let himself go. No care for hygiene at all in this dude's life.

a boy having a seizure, while a boy in front of him grins in an evil way

young international spy takes notes on a beached octopus sex offender

cat trying to carry watermelon

A sparsely haired, wrinkly necked potato with lovely blue eyes & a modest set of breasts, sprays a fountain of blood from their belly button

An evil pickle flips off a bald man and enjoys it

A white grandmother tells a mexican boy, "That knife shines bright like a diamond; with blood."

An incredibly disturbing bird using an exercise bike

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An alcoholic playing doodle or die

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My cat Katie being adorable

A toxic, green cloud has tears flowing from it's eyes, but it still makes time to strike a ginger with lightning.

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