ah, what a magnificent codpiece...

COOKIESPLODE!

kankri is offended!

An alternian with a knobbly carapace and four legs

A CYCLOPEAN!

modern art

SLENDERMAN

an overly obese amputee has freddie kruger's gloves

doc scratch is disguised as a pickle

yes... YES!

a pair of turds sits at a table by a fireplace

an elephant has traded its ears for cheese. equivalent exchange.