Okay I know your gonna be mad but, the previous picture is shark tits, I'm sorry.

"yo" says God, "talk to tha hand"

I have no friends so I send text messages to cartons of apple juice.

An alien sits on a tree branch. The top leafy part of the tree is suspiciously missing though. How odd.

A man wants black coffee, I mean, really, REALLY black coffee.

red scribbly lines. If you dont want to draw that, may I suggest drawing some happy pants? :D

I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories.

Get your hairy legged heart to the gym!

May I interest you in some gay wine?

NO gay pride allowed here. I mean it.

kill spoderman, gooby pls

That Rainbow is dashing.