A confused stick figure says 'Da fuq?'

Two derpy eyes and a mouth with an overbite and blood dripping from it and a yellow mustache and stuff and I DON'T EVEN.

'lol wut' in pink and a bit of red in the top right corner.

DirkJake or JohnDave. Please. I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVER.

Gentlemanly Hitler and a pirate with a bloody sword and bloody eyes. Hitler is disgusted and reveals his overbite. Pirate grins triumphantly

GEROMY.

A cigarette, anvil, and a man. The anvil appears to be falling on the man and the cigarette is just floating there.

A brown dog with a red collar barking on grass.