A man realizes that murdering is bad after smashing a tomato with a hammer

Obama after fleeing the country to join the Al-Qaeda.

A man who closely resembles Hitler but still not Hitler frightened by a shark who is inviting him to sit down and have dinner with him/her.

A richter scale showing the force of the Japan earthquakes of March, 2011.

Megaman, it is your cousin! Let's go bowling.

An old asian man shitting the longest piece of shit I have ever seen from his hair butt.

A soap is horrified when the man who tries to pick him up gets violently butt raped by a black man.

Nematodes eating pancakes.

A turd on the Windows XP wallpaper

An alien testicle confusing an erupting volcano on Venus with an ass.

Dead baby inside of a hotdog.

Aquaman in an alter state of mind asking the heavens why he has green kneecaps.