All day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man.

A dejected Billie Joe Armstrong finds solace in a finger puppet.

A distinguished gentlem-- er, gentlebutt?

Conjoined twins.

A conga line of cannibals.

Mysteriously flattened patches of grass in an otherwise tranquil field. I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

Spongebob Squarepants with wooden legs.

Space travel.

A disfigured rabbit, left abandoned to a savage world.

A mutated seahorse ponders the origins of his species.

Montauk monster lumbers into a cotillion.

A polyp with dreams of stardom fantasizes that a flyswatter is actually a microphone.