IT'S STORY-TIME WITH DIRK AND CALIBORN. DIRK RETELLS THE HISTORY OF HIS KATANA BY CHOOSING TO BE ALL THINGS ANIME. CALIBORN IS UNIMPRESSED.

Dave is THE Coolkid.

Sollux is ok with anything. He's cool like that.

Erisol is tired of your bullshit

Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog!!!

Tavros is confused. Why is this happening.

Jadesprite's tired of your shit

Who the fuck is that. Better not be an OC. I swear to god. I'm kidding.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TEXANS WOULD MAKE AMAZING PRESIDENTS.

Karkat is unsure

Oh no why

Terezi thinks she's cool.