Doodle or Die

a polyglot stone asks you to do bad things to her

A sad, black and white abstract representation of human struggle in life. But there's a smiley face in it.

Elvis Presley's fanciest dress, Armani himself made it

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Your printer is now sentient and refuses to do its job

ninja hooker

Snowman somehow managed to grab a gun. He plans to start a revolution and shoots a bystander

Chinese grandma sleeping beneath her silky smooth red bed sheet

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This thing is VERY dangerous just for a small, selected group of people.

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World Cup supporters take it to the next level

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McDonald's new marketing strategy

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the worst place to fart loudly

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Vladimir Putin sunbathing in Siberia, sharing his vodka with a polar bear

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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