Turns out the flamingo wasn't pregnant after all.

An Aryan glares menacingly at a creature much large than himself.

Picket fences meagerly protecting a row of red lines while bluebirds crowd the night sky.

Remember that time my brother & I invented pork in a cup at that family BBQ? Good times. Then my uncle mooned his mom.

Guybrush Threepwood juggles at an inopportune time.

Carl Sagan tries his hand at B-illions of hotdogs as a professional competitive eater.