Small town hick finds himself on the moon. This is a monumental day for him and his family.

a dirk strider pony examines jane crockers fine booty while she prepares to make a pretty cake.

Bloo finds his inner woman.

Ground hog finds the mystery of ganja. Thankfully, it is not ground hog day.

Karkat Vantas seems to be upset, once again, over something that may or may not be trivial.

Noodle contemplates the true meaning of a green line.

Your father lied to you on a day of celebration. What do you do?

Plebeians groveling at the feet of a largely endowed woman.

Michael Phelps cries over 19 metals.

A girl wonders what her life has come to, while her meth addict parents look on in passive wonder at their mid-teen creation. Tears ensue.

Fat boy at a loss for appropriate comments on why his purse it being stolen. His family worries that he may have caught the... GAY! (he has)

For shame! This man seems to have donned a small and hideous hat named T.V.. He is not pleased. He has lost his honor.