Smart monkey rejects your offer of a bananaphone.

Ridiculously thin black man gets told by an old black lady with a gaping hole in her lower body he should be fatter.

Two blue-eyed men in a meadow pull a giant rowing boat out of some mountains.

A mildly puckered pickle.

The pope (stylishly flying a UFO) has discovered the Illuminati's secret cache of Canadian mind control technology in the hollow earth.

Charmingly rendered in purple: big booty bitches

A fat man atop the 'appendage' of a statue of Priapus contemplates a hovering piece of cheese.

A yellow man with one leg longer than the other is aroused by his crucifixion.

A man floating on a giant blue casino chip hurls firebombs at Crufts.

Kitty loves the taste of triforce.