homicidal bird bleeds colors furiously while threatening to beat the living shit out of anyone who disagrees with his thug-lifestyle

a douchey gray ghost comes out of the abyss and tells earth to gtfo cuz its jelly

Kawaii alien fish falls in love with the last slice of white cardboard pizza. Yum.

Angry red creature cries in anguish as his tails close in with gaping mouths to consume him with relish.