purple blob is being groomed online by an eggplant saying "no one will know"

tetris blocks pull emoticon faces at eachother

a black man proclaims he killed a roaming wolf

marge simpson does a sick WHIP

large dinosaur owo'ing eats tiny man

green haired plus size is massive fan of guy fieri

orange pirate locates crack online

A yellow banana peel declares itself independent and needs no man

An iceskaters leg continuing fine on its own

New product! A sign over a smiling rock says 'sole'

it's simply impossible