Jesus's patched sock can also walk on water

The new Pokemon is based on Arnold Schwarznagger

Headless zombie confused by inability to eat carrot

Sean seems beside himself

Man with swollen hands looks for the guy who stole his oranges, who is standing on the other side of the wall

Retarded many nippled man grows out of dogs chest

Happy pig in... Well it ain't mud.

Giant black coconuts nuked

Just say no to hash tags hoe

Alien pear telekineticly rips mans arm off

Orange man sticks hand in blender, is surprised by his bloody stump

Stooped man isn't sure other mans pet is duck. It is, other man looks smug

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