DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT NARUTO UZUMAKI

No you're not....

A rabbit with the bubonic plague

Brony reads bedtime story

A house bomb scares several flaming people

Man dies after drinking too much vodka

A beautiful flower :3

A badly drawn Mario

Barney is trapped in a Nestea bottle

Nah....

A rock is sensually groped and squeezed by a snake

Hello, son