My mother asked me to help her get changed. She is elderly after all. As she pulled down her pants, the hairiest, most pimply ass approached

An elderly woman watches as her son wank his seventy inch hat and utters the word "wat"

A man aggressively grabs his luscious beard, as he reaches his climax. He moans, and grunts. "Yesss..." he says.

A man takes off his sunglasses in the moonlight. He looks at his daughter and whispers, "hot damn"

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A lonely bowling ball suddenly realizes why he is so lonely, for h eis abowling ball. He says "it all makes sense now"

A furious man watches da men do the sexies and makes the single most disgusted face imaginable

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hot babe looks into my beautiful eyes as I'm pooing