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Plumbers don't wear ties

T-rex with sunglasses and red wings flies way shouting "deal with it"

Horse doesn't realize it's not actually a dog

You snitch on Santa, you get stitches, bitches

Doodle or Die

Hitler wants you to spend time in his ovens all night long, baby

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Doughnut disaster battle master

3 babies look like they took the worst shits ever

Grant theft auto for the visually impaired

A completely yellow Frenchman shouting yes in French euphorically as he does something

Bart Simpson trapped in a house

The hulk's gross, speckled coat shoots cum

Steve Jobs contemplates his stupid life in a pink sweater

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