oh man. i know this one. IT'S TOTALLY RAPUNZEL. (nah, just kidding. It's obviously a turtle.) BAHAHA. nope, it's shrek. Sorry.

it's either stairs, or BOOBS. Damn, i would just love to trip down such a nice pair of boo- I MEAN STAIRS.

YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE BUS WHEN SUDDENLY A CHICK COMES UP AND ARE ALL "BBZ YAY!" AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE "NOPE" AND GO FLEE WITH THE BUS. PCHOO

PROTAL. YEAH! no. no i dunno. i'm way too stupid to see what this is... fuck, sorry! but hey, it looks pretty cool anyways!!

IT'S THAT- THAT MEME THING. FROM TUMBLR AND JIZZ. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN I NOT REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED?! it's something about a broom! i think.

KABOOOOOOOOOOM! ....or it's pee. or perhaps a chicken or something? ANY ROAD. it looks cool.

SUPER HERO. OR KNIGHT. UGH... HE'S THE GOOD GUY. just look at him. sword, blond hair, damn that booty, buff = GOOD GUY.

(reminds me of that movie where a guy gets his dick bitten off by a fish. good times) EVIl DICK EATING FISH DIDN'T LIKE THIS GUY'S DICK! D: