A red masterchef fighting a blue masterchef. Red always wins.

One of the saddest sights the African race has ever seen.

An adorable alien species that is the size and shape of a pea but has little green wings with yellow polka dots. Jesus Christ how horrifying

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A fat man in a diaper cavorting around in a lawn sprinkler.

Man looks displeased as he urinates blood into the mouth of a very sad looking yellow man whilst a giant goldfish cracker watches happily.

Stupid baby does not know how to climb a ladder and sits on his ass at the bottom confused as to what he should do.

DJ SQU1D ABOUT TO RAP OVER HIS LATEST DUB TRACK! Wearing his blue cap as always!

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