A red man melts an ice igloo

God high-fives Earth, resulting in a second big bang.

A blue bug thinks an inquisitive elf with pink eye is gross.

A man with two fingers is drawn like a bad Picasso.

Toe person with large, beautiful lips

A skinny tortoise saunters away from a limp, yellow ax on two feet.

Anti-dubstep cowboy

A ghost is trapped in a melting washing machine that has horns. The setting is on fire.