Man gets slapped in the head so hard hair no longer grows there

Doodle or Die

Cat dog, cat dog. Alone in the world with a little cat dog.

Doodle or Die

Man gets bitten by dog so he covers the dog in his poo.

New Chain

A centaur who is currently working as a gangsta rapper and has nipple lights.

Lonely dragon who cant fly

Fire flies in a chocolate bar landing in the sea after evacuating the moon.

Potato with legs swimming in Beetroot juice

Man making scrambled eggs after a 16 hour graveyard shift as a professional handstander

Man crawling up an anus and getting poo on his face.

A spotted moose eating grass

Is that a bleeding finger?

New Chain

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