Something involving Touhou. If you don't know what that is, it's a game where you play a girl who gets shot at.. a lot.

Pew pew laser gun!!

So long and thanks for all the fish

A large, irritated green dildo flies over the ocean. Plants grow upon its back.

A child huddles in fear of Batman

You played nice, so an angel got their wings. Since this is Doodle or Die and has been invaded by every infantile website out there,not you

A candle glows brightly in the darkness of Doodle or Die which has grown dark with memes, lack of effort, and just complete shit

A green haired elf needs his coffee before slaying dragons. Dragons hate the smell of cafe latte

A very talented pig whistles through his nose

Oh no! Fred is calling! I hate him.

The knight decided a sword wasn't a very good weapon and decided to use the wing of an airplane instead.

Troll Steak