The lead singer summons a volcano to murder the other band members during a concert

Mami is taking back her city. Madoka will not get in the way this time.

People are accepting of alternative lifestyles in this day and age.

a man drinks pee out of a beer bottle while taking a bath

"ALL PRAISE LORD RAMEN" cry the crowd as they throw themselves on the ground before their divine symbol, a bowl of "cheap-ass ramen."

A man wishes nervously that he could agree more, but he cannot find it within himself.

"You will not hear our music!" scream the Blue Man Group as they aggressively breakdance towards you.

Only a $20 reward for the return of a beloved family pet? It must not be so beloved after all.

Hello Kitty has just committed genocide.

A literal interpretation of an idiom.

A banana shields its friend the orange from the chocolate chip cookie.

A game show contestant knows neither the answer to the question nor why he is holding a stick of meat.