Where your life is headed, into the crudely drawn trash can.

A man wonders what he would look like without his stick body.

Ketchup and mustard on a pile of excrement

A saddened chia pet

Pikachu wants to know why you have done this terrible thing today....why...?

A portly teacher with a terrible haircut instructs a pair of bean sprouts on the female reproductive system.

As a child I recall the time silly yogi bear masqueraded as a Mime.

A series of flamboyant letters

A pickle fresh from the oven.

A gopher has unearthed himself on a beautiful summer after noon. Unfortunately his tunnel has opened in the center of a pool of Piss.

A pleased apple with his hands on his hips whose face is disproportionate to his body size.

That thing that happens when two mirrors are facing each other and you look at yourself down an infinite hallway of contradictions.