man dies while listening to china international radio

a USB drive with mysterious contents

a banana proposes to a gnat

100%. guaranteeth. finally!

I am presently going back to my storage area so that I may obtain a large tool used to strike objects due to anger at present cicumstances

elevator dubstep

nobody is here except one sharpie

bricks stacked as high as they can before falling over

lightning strikes a feild mouse

a torn up tissue

the national plumbing association is running out of members and is going door-to-door to recuit more.

smartphones are literally drugs. literally.