a heart lacking the one thing it needs... (the superior Vena cava)

a Poodle that got air dried

Pin the tail on the ugly person

aliens tell little billy to "prepare Uranus"

fish aliens are not actually sorry that they stole your breasts

the soybeans have become self aware... they have built the Turdminator to wipe out all humans!

I cant be 'Stalin now, I've got to make it to the USSR so I can pikachu

New York is getting ducked up

dude must be high as fuck goddamn pacman ghosts following his ass home trying to get his weed

meanwhile in the mind of a horny teenage boy...

the new boss in dark souls had a magnetic benis and gun arms

a giant jar of nutella with a midget swimming in it