I'm hungry.

Lonely palm tree excited at the prospect of new friend. Pedo sun wearing sunglasses watches intently.

Rude figment of man's imagination spews vulgarities at him while rock squirts blood.

Some zombie with your Great Aunt Lizzie's hairdo chasing you while you do a roundhouse kick.

What is this? I can't even.

A cat with a really really long arm is blow-drying itself. Happily blow-drying itself, too.

Some faceless deformed man is getting mobbed or something. I dunno.

DAMMIT MOM!

World War III between donuts and bagels

CARROTS VS. CACTI.

A hurt long-limbed monkey. Who's hurt.

Getting high. As in, literally getting high. He's floating. Wheeeee