Alien with terminal cancer is delighted by shoving a probe into an anus, causing great discomfort and bleeding for the subject.

Green penguin with malformed groin microwaves a miniature SJW while his caretaker finds peace.

Handheld currency detector

My legs are OK

Angry Gundam trying to play video games

Disgruntled asian fellow voices his mind, using every word he knows

Elephant activates night vision

Snowman gets punched in the stomach so hard his smile disappears along with his carrot nose

One who consorts with beasts must be purged in cleansing fires.

Donkey takes some rogue levels

Average Ruskie

Zeus puts an end to Australian and Austrian antics at the same time