A boat approaches the royal purple palace of Switzerland.

Doodle or Die

An ugly person with short, wiry hair and a long, crooked nose.

Hypocritical Tumblr user states that Tumblr doesn't suck while perpetrating an overused "FFFUUUUUU" 'rage face'.

A dismayed pink blob drinks from a bottle of "VODK" and sits near lollipops. He is sweating.

Master Chief from the 20th century has multiple personality disorder and doesn't know if he's a criminal or cop also can't shave all the way

Hammertime.

A chocolate jelly doughnut with pink icing and rainbow sprinkles.

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A meteor wearing a stylish red and gold collar is propelled through space where it can see inverted crosses with other red collars.

A person points a sex toy at a sentient, anthropomorphic human-sized potato. A black blob watches from the foreground.

An expressive orange cat with green eyes is disgusted by you.

Jake Banana dislikes Roxy Crocker.

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