"I am a lump of coal and I'm not happy about it."

The sun accidentally swallows the moon. Whoops.

The yellow balloon floats higher than its blue brothers.

A horse brags about her pink mane.

The Snake Wizard can turn anything into ham, but he'll never find love.

Professor Fireface throws his index cards at a poop angel.

His eyebrows are made of cotton candy, but he only has one tooth. Win some, lose some.

Shaq brags about his knowledge of political philosophy.

Santa is sad because he has no nose.

Even fish can get bored.

Austin Powers visits GameStop.

Pokey Pierce recites a catchphrase.