A moose vomits so violently that his face is somewhat disfigured. Poor moose.

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Barack Obama shows Michelle who is boss.

A spider raping a dead man. Technically not rape since he never said not. The spider has a very human-esque dick.

A girl surfing on a pea pod. I certainly hope she doesn't fall, it looks quite precarious.

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