a triangle cheese slice has ulcers... ouch.

dude he fixed your f-ing lamp bro.

Doodle or Die

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mister messy wants a pizza and his friend cant get up.

omg the titanic hit an ice burg what ever you do dont panic.

stupid homophobic teacher get spanked by large burly gay man!

the kracken has caught up to the black pearl....

New Chain

when salesmen come to the wrong house.....

man stabs your heart with his bare hand.

you just got jyed chexed

the sun is sad that it cant melt the polar ice caps... this make the moon laugh.

man dreams of using the bathroom

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