RIP
Using Christopher Robin as a human sacrifice, Pooh bear-- or Xyul-Thatarr as he is now known --was able to achieve his final demonic form.
An optimistic pair of muffins smile through the unbearable suffering that is sentient decay. Please, eat them, for the love of god.
A fiery draconian bursts through the molten ground and up into the ashy moonlit night, his crimson eyes dead-set on settling a score.
Charlotte Pickles takes yet another life on her way up the child-neglecting corporate ladder.
Though many factions vied for control of the wastes, it was the beasts, with their armored exoskeletons, that held true dominion there.
In an effort increase profit even further, AMC theater company decided to replace half of the mass of their popcorn buckets with live rats.
After several decades of being dead, Sherlock Holmes was reanimated. Unfortunately, the only word he could remember was "elementary."
You know that classic Acme joke where heavy things fall from the sky and crush the character comically? It's not as funny in real life.
It's like one of those majestic wolf t-shirts. But with Klingons.
Deep in the jungles of Smoreland, The native Marshmellians and Gramcrakians find a western Hershian achivist absconding with their treasure.
Something serious.
Lord Turd contemplates the uncertain fate of his empire as the almighty toilet paper approaches in the distance.