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Reasons not to try to make Nitroglycerine #1 - you're gonna blow shit up.

A biscuit who can't seem to shut up.

A P is shooting a poorly drawn, crying stickman.

Flying pickle carries off its ketchup prey.

Giraffe strangles a man with his awesome prehensile neck, while suspending the man over a pile of string.

The Joker is an amputee, but he doesn't let that get him down.

STUPID TORNADO IS MOCKED BY LARGE-HANDED BOY

The sun is tired of this shit.

No thanks, said the bald dude with a weird curvy nose that might've been a mustache.

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