What if.... instead of landing men on the moon... we.... LAND THE MOON ON THE MEN?!?!?!

So why didnt gandalf just send the eagles to drop the ring into MT. Doom? Shits ridiculous.

Satan wishes he had sunscream. No, thats not a typo. Sunscream, guys.

The guard tells a prisoner that getting electrocuted might actually be fun, how does he know, has he ever TRIED it?

WHO'S THAT POKEMON (psst its pikachu)

a hole in the ground is making passes at me. Its a little scary :(

Trix are for kids you silly rabbit.

The Eucharist SMOOTHIE, Available ONLY AT IN 'N' OUT

a penis is willing to dispense coka cola for two dollars

Goofy looks on guiltily as Donald is dragged away to court. A life is ruined. A friendship is betrayed. Things have changed.

A turtle is prison shanking some wood.

Frankenstein jammin to some Barbie Girl