A man asks for a baguette in France using lolcat language.

Happy Girl says things that make no sense.

Bees in Love

iPad with a penis on it and the slogan iPiss iWizz iJizz along with the apple logo.

Angry Turdmonster about to eat man whistling a tune.

Angry Schoolboy is bad at algebra and compounds the problem by shouting obscenities about rules with poor grammar.

Crazy Foxpig destroyed my toy house. WHY!

Three Eyed Crocodile F**king loves COOKIES!

The blackcurrants torture a girl with their juices.

Mutant Llama-Giraffe

Mutator Squirrel is planning your demise.

Old Faerie Queen commands her kitty legions to destroy the earth.

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