A blonde male OR female idiot with a red shirt and absolutely no pants is cold, presumably because he/she has no pants.

A dumb person with "Billy" or "Brillg" branded on his chest walks into a coma room, and therefore dies on the spot.

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A solar system with a giant Earth its star, and four miniature Suns orbiting around it.

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Emptying a wine glass, then filling it with cocaine.

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Mobs of dolphins attack Google Headquarters.

A bird looks at a road from the sky, and from the terbulence, cannot write legible English.

Befuddled idiot with a hat.

Trippy drunk bowling pins getting murdered by a rouge bowling ball.

A guy who has chicken pox and knows that he'll get shingles when he's old.

A naysayer of anything 3 dimensionel who happens to not have any limbs floats next to a steep hill.

A murderous man-mom with a pink wig insists on giving his/her child a haircut while he does math homework.

Dodgy Animal Trafficking. Not supported by PETA

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