I make fun of people who make vague pictures of their description, and then make vague pictures myself.
A blonde male OR female idiot with a red shirt and absolutely no pants is cold, presumably because he/she has no pants.
A dumb person with "Billy" or "Brillg" branded on his chest walks into a coma room, and therefore dies on the spot.
A solar system with a giant Earth its star, and four miniature Suns orbiting around it.
Emptying a wine glass, then filling it with cocaine.
Mobs of dolphins attack Google Headquarters.
A bird looks at a road from the sky, and from the terbulence, cannot write legible English.
Befuddled idiot with a hat.
Trippy drunk bowling pins getting murdered by a rouge bowling ball.
A guy who has chicken pox and knows that he'll get shingles when he's old.
A naysayer of anything 3 dimensionel who happens to not have any limbs floats next to a steep hill.
A murderous man-mom with a pink wig insists on giving his/her child a haircut while he does math homework.
Dodgy Animal Trafficking. Not supported by PETA