Your entire college fund burning before your very eyes.

an albino cat high off it's ass.

A carrot with eyes that are staring into your soul. Hypnotizing you to kill everyone you know and love.

Mickey Mouse yodeling while running away from a T-Rex.

I got them moves like Jaeger. ;)

The sun telling christians to fuck off.

The cutest little amoeba to ever exist.

Some bitch ass hoe getting shot with a gun covered in shit.

Magical dicks falling from the sky.

A silver sword used to smite the evil banana bitch from hell.