Doodle or Die

Satan who is a pizza opening a pizza box and showing his pizza car to some terrified guy

a female porn addict throwing away perfectly good cheese

A naked baby with desu on its forhead and coatracks for nipples...

A heart is eating poop

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Edward Cullen committing (non sexual) bestiality with the werewolf form of Jacob Black. I'm ashamed I can decipher this drawing.

A monkey about to consume a taco with a face

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a rock stares into a rainbow, missing Patrick.

People at a party thinking of money

an anime character with amnesia

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A preschool run by a viking

a black man (not of african origin; he is literally black) with a pink ice cream cone

someone with bad grammar who is offended by rape jokes

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