A golden, barbaric triangle murders a hostage before the flying triangle police can stop him

Sniper is asked to become a teacher, accepts the offer, and realizes he's not a very good teacher.

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An obese black woman counting to four, whilst a stick figure is impressed.

Jewish man pissing on his own face.

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Some character from JoJo's bizarre adventures reenacts a scene from Mad Max: Fury Road using a FedEx truck.

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A flower is listening to canadian pop from its own uterus while drinking soda and crying.

Death, one of the four birdmen of the apocalypse, sits upon his trusted steed.

"The entire Universe is a giant Rectum" - Black Science Guy

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A very male eye shoots loving rays of belief

Eating soup while watching cute anime ships.

Maybe next year you won't be as scared of everyone.

A dinosaur demands to be taken to "MzSoLoic"

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