A 3-time Olympic weightlifting gold medalist

A blonde man gains a pound

A horse announces his intent to commit a heinous crime, while a depraved onlooker cheers him on with confetti.

Gabe Newell has forgotten something very important

A famous yellow video-game character is chased by his female counterpart

A man must choose between pizza, or Garfield.

The Travelocity gnome hides in a #1 trophy

A purple hippo, with "HIPPO" tattooed on its side.

Man is upset because the Devil doesn't have car insurance.

The sun declares that this meeting of the planets was unnecessary.

Someone's prosthetic eyeball explodes.

This jetpack was a bad idea.