Stupid dog, you made me look bad! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Wibblewobbler, it's nice to meet you, curl worm.

toilet paper tubes

Public hanging!

Crab ride his way to freedom!

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Dwight, you ignorant slut!

wIBBLY, WOBBLY, TIMEY-WIMEY...

The what heard around the world

Mighty moose is too large for the UFO to abduct!

Carrot or berry, wonders the tripped-out guy. He goes, 'Wweh.' Possibly a seadwweller.

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Double pistol and a wink, old bean.

Guy wondering who Karl Pilkington is. He's a pal of Ricky Gervais. Look up the Ricky Gervais Show or An Idiot Abroad.

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