Shamu hopping through a Stargate to save a drowning man.

The Care Bear Revolution has become. Now is the time to revolt against our suppressive government my Care Bear Brotheren.

Abraham Lincoln and Madonna team up to form the coolest band the world has seen.

*Wife hands Husband plate* Husband: WTF is this shit?

Man looks in the mirror and notices he's drawn badly.

An indestructable phone.

The reason you don't keep rabbits as pets.

Keebler elves Cocaine Smuggling Ring.

Polly wanta cracka, yo.

Stoner laughs at babies because they can't smoke.

A man is electo-CUTE-ed by a stern officer.

Maybe the KKK aren't that racist, maybe we've been misunderstanding them this whole time.