He was the happiest man in the world despite having a small finger

It's not an upside-down pyramid scheme. It's just a grape vine

How about another joke, Murray?

we are going to steal.......(pause for effect)............THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

but it wasn't lit yet

*shrug*

"That thing is an animal."

LIKE FLAMING GLOBES! ZIGMUND! LIKE FLAMING GLOBES! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

O mio babbino caro

"and now: The Crazy Old Man Singers!" "Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be. aint what she used to be-"

ehhhhh.... I don't know.

know what i mean? know what i mean? Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink. Say no more! Say no more!