No one loves the strawberry milkshake, they all go for chocolate.

Stuck in a cupboard listening to the girl you have a crush on express her love for your bestfriend

Lorena Bobbitt is now a shark. This time she chomps on her ex-husbands finger.

Donald Trump has possessed a crocodiles body and is building a wall in which Mexicans cannot enter.

a hench snake

Complete darkness with only the word "OK" in vibrant pink lettering, the "O" looking somewhat like a freshly baked pie.

Kawaii blue snail that pees as it fails to find its way home

A horny male elf with breasts

A pink woman being raped by a blue man in me mums car. vroom vroom.

A woman having a nose bleed while doing the hula

A hench pink dinosaur is wearing nothing but a frilly skirt and is eating a gingerbread man

The broom has no anus