Crocodile babysitter warns child not to put their tongue in electrical sockets.

Detroit Bureau of Tourism

I, Donkey Kong.

Disco-dancing stormtrooper will make me millions!

Green brontosaurus wakes up on Mars after a CUH-RAZY bachelor party.

Lemon-lime flavored puppy.

Man is furious at where this chain is going.

Imma GANGSTAH! Look at mah gold teeth!

Bulgy-eyed inchworm says "NO."

Frosting disaster!

Doodle or Die

baseball star with onion rings around his head, also there's a cat

Blue-eyed brown bunny

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