Someone attempted to draw a picture of a lizard while they were masturbating. It didn't work out too well.

Haxorus forbids you from doing whatever you were going to do.

"The square root of 69 is 8 something, I've been trying to work it out."

God is sick of hearing your stupid "arrow to the knee" jokes, so he decides to shoot an arrow into your spine.

Red man and black man help purple man up after he awakes from tripping balls due to the previous night's amphetamine fueled shenanigans.

An extreme close up of the face of a man who is staring at a spider in a tree across the street.

A red lego bricked just finished a 5k and it's out of breath.

A bearded man serenades a wild herd of colorful question marks to sleep because it is time for their naps.

The neighborhood trouble maker, Poorly Drawn, has vandalized yet another picnic table. Will his villainy know no bounds?

A rabbit wants you to kiss it.

A punk mouse broods over his feelings. Nobody understands.

Doodle or Die

I choose you, Manectric!

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